spookyfeuilly:

so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

cuntspice:

party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?

me: image

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that